so what's happened over the last week?

not alot except that I did manage to capture a photo that goyer has requested be banned from the web. i'm not one to respect publication bans so until goyer gets his lawyer(s) on me you can check ming, matt, and I dressed up in horrible 80's costumes for dan's party. a couple of lessons from the 80s party: zima + pop rocks produces an explosion to rival any baking soda + vinegar volcano, jeans can be so tight they explode. i think the saddest part of the night came when i went out to chapel after the party and people didn't even realize i was in costume. apparantely stock in my fashion sense is quite low these days.

i've also started growing wheat outside of my window in my apartment. you may be wondering how I could grow wheat outside of my window, the answer is (obviously) by blocking off the fire escape with a giant plastic tub filled with soil and seeds. i figure this transgression is fairly minor given that people escaping from fire via our fire escape were already doomed before i started growing wheat out there. there's two primary methods of death/injury when trying to escape via the fire escape. first there's the collection of empty propane cylinders that sit outside of another of our windows waiting to trip up escapees worse than anything donkey kong ever did to mario. than if you manage to make it by the strategically placed pile of cylinders there's still the matter of the absence of a ladder for the final one story drop onto un-even concrete/rocks.

morality of gardening on your fire escape aside i'll keep you guys updated on the progress of the wheat. because i know you're interested.